Cursed is the Worst

by E.J. Russell

Part of the Mythmatched series:

An awkward swan shifter walks into a barre…

…after he’s already walked into the door, two people on the street, and a rack full of tiny pink tutus. While bumping into the handsome dance instructor—multiple times—is no hardship, it’ll take a miracle to overcome Kiran’s clumsiness curse and get him dance-floor ready in time to partner his ballerina sister at her wedding without knocking her on her ass.

Miracles? Hardly ex-minion demon Taj Sekani’s scene. But with Kiran in his arms, the perfect pas de deux might finally be within his grasp.

But then Taj’s old master demands a favor. And Kiran takes a decidedly sketchy shortcut to terpsichorean competency. Without that unlikely miracle, their first dance could very well be their last.

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Published: January 5, 2023
Publisher: Reality Optional Press
Editors:

Meg DesCamp

Cover Artists:

L.C. Chase

Tags:

author - american, format - kindle, format - kindle unlimited, format - novella 15k-40K, what - concept - curse, what - emotion - love, what - topic - family, what - topic - magic, where - city - portland, where - country - usa, where - general - lake, where - state - oregon, who - occupation - dancer, who - type - demons

Pairings: M-M
Heat Level: 2
Romantic Content: 4
Ending: Click here to reveal
Character Identities: Gay
Protagonist 1 Age: 26-35
Protagonist 2 Age: Ageless/Immortal
Tropes: Fairy Tales Revisited, Interracial Relationship, Meet Cute, Opposites Attract, Queer Wedding
Word Count: 31800
Setting: Portland, OR and Oregon Coast range
Languages Available: English

About the Author

E.J. Russell –grace, certified geek, mother of three, recovering actor–writes romance in a rainbow of flavors. Count on high snark, low angst and happy endings.

Reality? Eh, not so much.

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